junkbot3000:

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oh thats a death knell

broken-horn-of-equius:

sunshine-tattoo:

doyouknowwhatimeme:

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Fun fact! Having a job every day is actually a fairly new thing.

In olden times, people had daily chores and other things to do but their workload/ daily working hours was actually much lower than it is today. Even in farming communities.

The concept of working super hard every day actually comes from capitalism, which in turn comes from Puritanical ideology.

The Puritans believed in salvation through work and in no play.

Early capitalists adopted this ideology because it meant higher productivity and therefore more money if their factories were running near constantly.

The idea of needing to be continuously productive in order to be useful/ allowed things like food and shelter, is actually quite an insidious ideal that is deeply rooted in the American culture.

4 day work weeks have actually proven to be more productive than the 5 day week. But corporations won’t adopt it willingly because it means less of a stranglehold on their workers.

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desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

Yes Elon is bad at running Twitter. It should be noted that he is more than likely intentionally tanking the value of Twitter, so he can declare bankruptcy. He must do this while looking like he’s doing his best.

Remember, all this happened because he joked on Twitter about buying Twitter to temporarily spike his Twitter stock. This is blatantly insider trading, and the sort of thing the SEC loves punishing people for.

This put Elon in a tricky place. He could say he was joking, and risk getting investigated by the SEC. Or he could double down, and actually buy Twitter to prove he wasn’t lying to boost his stock price. These were both horrible options for Elon. But being investigated by the SEC is the type of thing that rich people have nightmares about.

So he was forced to buy Twitter. He could not afford Twitter. So he was forced to engage in a leveraged buyout, meaning he had to pay a big chunk of the check in Tesla stock. This was a shit deal for Elon. Twitter was well known for essentially being at the peak of it’s profitability, and the previous owners were looking for a nice exit. They were happy to sell the company to Elon for what was probably the highest price tag Twitter would ever have.

What this meant for Elon, was he had just used several billion dollars of his actually profitable company, and had to tie it’s ankles to a company that would only drop in value. (and a company he had no idea how to run.) If Twitter drowns, Tesla does too.

His only way out is to tank Twitters value so the company can declare bankruptcy, sell off the assets, and stop bleeding money. But he can’t LOOK like he’s doing that ON PURPOSE for the same reason that he had to double down on buying Twitter in the first place: the SEC is very scary.

dragoncarrion:

Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying “where mexico” bc i doubt anyone will know I’m referencing this

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doomerdog:

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ssexsophie8127:

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balkansoul:

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

fuck you

i won

grandmaskisses:

why do you need to smoke weed before we tie the damsel to the traintracks is there something wrong with you

azuremist:

This is how I talk about gender

zindabad:
“pinene:
“nutricyst:
“pinene:
“is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle
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That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle
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Men shouldn’t...

zindabad:

pinene:

nutricyst:

pinene:

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

hera-the-wizard:

unkillablemonsterqueen:

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This too is yuri

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diversity win! these birds that hate eachother are transgender

owlpellet:

sarcoptid:

owlpellet:

owlpellet:

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i know i have made this specific gripe before but from the salesfloor, with love: stop sidesaddling your cart you take up the entire goddamn aisle and knock over all my nice displays with your oblivious wide turns the handle is right there it is literally easier to push the cart than to pull it why do you do this i want you to stop as much as i want to understand aaaaaaauaughghghggghg

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my own fucking roommate….. this is what father gascoigignine meant by beasts all over the shop or whatever

i have a theory that people feel silly putting their little hands together up on the handle, like it’s too feminine or something

related: have you ever encountered one of these maniacs

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no but one time my coworker saw an instacart shopper finish loading up the cart into their trunk and instead of walking it back to the cart return they lifted it up and hurled it over the fence and down the hill into the road below

jonali:

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how to make tomato egg stir fry

damazcuz:

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

jimmyhoffathecat:

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palepandacreation:

supreme-leader-stoat:

The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.

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